Student at The University of Texas. Hook 'em horns! \m/ Certified pharmacy technician. Hugs are my favorite. Addicted to coffee. Music is what keeps me sane.

Hold hands firmly, hearts gently, and laugh until your heart overflows ♡

Jackie Lately

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You can’t have your car without proof of ownership. [x]

(Source: trinketsabernathy)

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immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

(via humorking)

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unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay, via pizza)

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acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

(via humorking)

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mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(Source: suhostomp, via humorking)

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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel, via pizza)

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sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

(via humorking)

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